There is only one award that you can win at the Fruitbats - Grumpy Old Man. It is awarded to a member(s) who has displayed excessive grumpiness on or off the field. It is decided by Grumpy Old Men. It is possible to be awarded votes, or even win this award if you fail to display grumpiness when you should have. Anthony Stothard claims this is how he won the award, but it is not the case. 

2004 Gerard Devereaux & Col Sard 
2005 Col O’Brien
2006 Fred Scown & Shaun Rudd
2007 Fred Scown & Shaun King
2008 Grant Staunton
2009 John Way
2010 Trevor Watts
2011 Graeme Pope
2012 Fred Marshall
2013 Scott Staunton
2014 Anthony Stothard
2015 Danny Niciauskas
2016 Mick Gay
2017 Steve Van Kalken
2018 Michael Brown
2019 Paul Moloney
2020 No-one worthy
2021 Fred Taylor
2022 Steve Allen & Michael Brown
2023 Mark Collins

Col Sard

Gerard Devereaux

Col O'Brien

Fred Scown

Shaun Rudd

Grant Staunton

Anthony Stothard

Danny Niciauskas & Trevor Watts

Mick Gay & Scott Staunton

Shaun King